I relooked up the last quote in my last post thinking I’d deleted it . . . I hadn’t, I had a whole other set of quotes in another place. So here are the rest.

“Ross, Ross, Ross, listen, who are you kissing at midnight, huh, Rachel or Phoebe?”
“What?!”
“Well, you gotta kiss someone, can’t kiss your sister,”
“Well, who’s going to kiss my sister?”
“Chandler.”
“Ah, man really?!”
“Dude, Dude, Who would you rather kiss your sister, me or Chandler?”
“That’s a good point.”

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Ross to Monica, “Chandler was totally flirting with the hot delivery girl.”
Chandler to Ross, “Thank you for that.” To Monica “I was not flirting.”
“It’s okay. I don’t care. It’s fine.”
Both Ross and Chandler, “Really?”
“It’s no big deal, I do it all the time.”
Chandler, “So, ah um, you you you flirt with guys all the time?”
“Sure, it doesn’t mean anything, just like I know it doesn’t mean anything with you.”
“Okay, but there’s a big difference, alright? You are a lot hotter than I am.”
Joey walking behind, “True story.”
“Gee, like, this actually bothers you?”
“Yes, it does bother me, and I think it bother a lot of people. Rachel, when, uh, when you were going out with Ross did it bother you when he flirted with other women?”
“Uh, no, no, it bothered me when he slept with other women.”
Ross, to Chandler, “And thank you for that.”